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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Ten of the Most Disturbing Self-Help Book Titles on

1. How to Get Your Husband to Talk to You

2. How to Get Over that Bitch and Grow Balls They Can’t Resist

3. How to Get Your Competition Fired (Without Saying Anything Bad about Them)

4. DogSense: 99 Relationship Tips from your Canine Companion

5. How to Read a Book

6. How to Improve Your Marriage Without Talking about It

7. How to Make People Like You in 90 Seconds or Less

8. How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion

9. Self Help for the Bleak

10. How an Idiot Writes a Self-Help Book


  • I was on aplane next to a husband and wife and the wife was reading, no joke, " How to forgive your husband's infidelity." The husband was wearing a tie with cartoon characters on it.

    By Blogger Commuter, at 3:44 AM  

  • I am one of the others of how an idiot writes a self-hep book ...

    I had fun writing it but it is really pointless.

    I was in middle of reading one of a million stupid self-help books, when I just took out my laptop and started typing out my frustration.

    A friend of mine had similar feelings, and he started typing too.

    We decided to publish it for fun.

    There are more spelling and grammar mistakes than you can imagine.

    But hey, one day I hope to make back the money it cost to publish it. Spread the word.

    By Anonymous David Chandler, at 10:43 AM  

  • Add The Four Hour Work Week to your list. A Slacker's Guide to Deceiving Yourself and Others would have been a better title.

    And it's a freakin' best seller!

    By Blogger Tom, at 3:37 PM  

  • Very Useful on Self Help.

    karim - Positive thinking

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:24 AM  

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